![]() ![]() We partake in the most classic of Hanukkah traditions: we just sit around and watch stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with the holiday whatsoever. (Walks away, then steps on something) Oh, pee-yoosa! Pee-yoosa!ĬS: So what do we watch? Holiday specials? Gungan Husband: Now you sit-sa here and watch things while I go and make the dinners. (Both the Gungan husband and wife cheer in their all-annoying voices, annoying CS)ĬS: I could use a Jefferson Starship cameo about now. (The family is revealed to be all Gungans) We're doing something completely different this time. They're not a bunch of Wookiees like in the last special, are there? *(Note: He says "Han" in Chewie's roar he will continue to do that every time he says "Hanukkah")ĬS: Oh, God. Come on, I want you to meet my extended family for Hanukkah*! (The destination is revealed to be the Wookiee house from the special) The same old coloring book color we're used to. NC and Snob get out of the Falcon and look at their destination) Critic, we're home. Why does that always take me so long to remember that? (He jumps to light speed, and the Falcon blasts off into hyperspace, eventually landing on a planet filled with trees. NC: Why don't you just jump to light speed? That's always the answer.ĬS: Oh, yeah. It's just.I'm so excited! It's the Star Wars Holiday Sequel, and we're totally retconning the problems of the last one!ĬS: We're not going anywhere unless we outrun that giant slice of pizza. (NC roars louder) I know it's an important day! (NC roars and whimpers) Oh, for God's sakes! Use your adult words! NC roars like Chewbacca)Ĭinema Snob: (speaking like Han until noted) I know your family's waiting. NC and the Cinema Snob (who is dressed like Han Solo) are shown driving the Falcon. We see the Millennium Falcon flying in space, being chased by a starship. The Star Wars logo, with the title "The Hanukkah Special", appears and moves backwards away as a variation of its theme plays. Modded with a blue rear hyperdrive unit and lowered suspension, it can outmaneuver any First Order entanglements.(The Channel Awesome logo is shown, before showing a caption that says, "A long time ago, an event took place that changed science fiction forever." Then another caption pops up, saying, "Years later, just in time for the holiday season, the saga continues.". The vehicle exhibits a new sleeker look that is kept rugged by Han's iconic belt. As rakish and daring as the original scoundrel, Han Solo, this Corellian hot rod is still light speed ahead of the competition. ![]()
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